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Thursday, October 18, 2007 ok today i am not toking about school stuff,maple or my life.today i will be sharing wth u all some joke that i saw in maple fourm ...here goes: k #3::When a American fart, he says, "Excuse me." r o u g e !
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Killme;
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10/25/2007 09:37:00 PM
ok more jokes to share XD
#10::Three men (John, Jack and Jim) were walking in an enchanted forest, searching for the legendary witch that was supposedly able to grant any wish.
After walking for few hours, they found a lake with a lady sitting on the egde.
John: Hi, eh... Are you the legendary witch whom everyone is talking about?
Witch: Yes, my curious man. What brings you here to my humble forest?
The three men proceeded to ask the witch about the wishes they have and how they can be granted.
Witch: Its simple... See this lake here? Just run towards it at your utmost top speed, jump into it with no hesitation and shout out whatever is that you wish for. The whole lake will be filled with that.
John started running towards the lake, jumped right in and shouted "LOTSA LOTSA MONEY!~!"
The whole lake turned into glimmering gold coins and he left happily after he took as much as he can.
Jack's turn was next and he ran towards the lake, jumped right in as well and shouted "I WANT LOTS OF PRETTY WOMAN!"
Immediately, the whole lake turned shallow and many pretty and curvacious women started to emerge.
All of them followed him home and he was a really happy man that night.
When it was Jim's turn, he hesitated as he did not really think of anything specific yet.
As he was running, he lost his concentration and stumbled on a tree trunk.
As he was flying right into the lake, he shouted "OH 5HIT~!!~"
Guess whats the outcome? Lol...
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#11::Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother, wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you! have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Bobby
Bobby knew that this! wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God, This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3 !
Dear God, I have been an "OK "boy this year.
I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room ! and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5 God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND ME THE BIKE !!!!!!
Bobby
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#12:: What's the matter, you look depressed.
" Senghaw"I'm having trouble with my wife." replied Tom
"What happened?" asked Senghaw
"She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."replied tom
"But that ought to make you happy since u doesnt like ur wife.' replied Tom
"It did, but today is the last day." SengHaw replied
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#13::One day at school,
Teacher: How do you all find my way of teaching? Let's say, XiaoMing, you answer me.
XiaoMing: Very good!
Teacher: (Smiling) So will you recommend me to your friends?
XiaoMing: Definitely!
Teacher: Good! Good! Why would you do so?
XiaoMing: To sabo them.....
Teacher: ....
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#14::Ah Beng: Does neatness count in our examination papers?
Teacher:Yes,in some ways.
Ah beng:Oh,then i should get some marks because i didn't write anything on the paper.
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#15::Mr. Bear and Mr, Rabbit were enemies...
one day.. they bumped into each othr in the forest...
in the middle of them... there was a lamp...
both of the fought to rub the lamp.
A genie came out and said 'since i found both of u, i will grant each of u three wishes'
Mr. Bear quickly wished ' I want all the bear's in this woods to be females except me' and in a blink of an eye, his wish was granted...
mr. rabbit then said ' i wish for a crash helmet' his wish was granted as well...
Mr. Bear said 'I wish for all the bea'rs in this continent to be females except me' and once again the genie granted his wish...
after tht, mr. rabbit wished for a racing motorbike... and in a flash... there was a gigantic motorbike tht suited mr. rabbit perfectly...
for Mr. Bear's last and final wish... he wished for the bears in the whole world to be females except him...
the genie then carried out his final command from the bear...
Mr. Rabbit put on his crash helmet, mounted his racing motorbike and said 'I wish Mr. Bear was g4y!' and he rode off as quickly as he could!
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#16::MATHS TEACHER: 'Figures can't lie. For instance, if one man can build a house in 12 days, 12 men can build it in one day.'
PUZZLED PUPIL: 'Then 288 men can build it in one hour, 17,280 in one minute, and 1,036,809 in one second. And if one ship can cross the Atlantic in six days, six ships can cross it in one day. Yes Sir, figures sure can't lie!'
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#17::A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”
Then the girl Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”
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#18::back in the early history of the time when British invaded India..there was a river...the British camp was on 1 side and the other side was the indian army camp.
THe indian army camp has a watch tower..to keep an eye of the british soldiers..just incase they might attack anytime...
so one day..1 british soldier came out of the camp and asked the indian army on the watch tower British soldier:hey...wat army are you...
Indian soldier:@*&!#*(%)!*()#*!@&($!@
British soldier:***?! are you the Marines??(makes a sign of swimming)
indian soldier:@#(($)!@()$(*($)* ..........
British soldier: ok..are u the "AirForce" ?? (he puts both his hands above his heads making a triangle shaped sign).
indian soldier:@#!*@!()#*!*()@!()!!!!!!!!(he starts to panick a little)
British soldier:ok..i guess not..so.. are you the Land Army?? (he makes a sign of his finger poking through his another fist)
indian soldier:@#&!*(@&($&!&#*(&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(he screamed)
british soldier:oh..i see.. you are the land army..okay... then the british soldier went back to his camp.
And the Indian soldier ran down the watch tower to the main camp nd reported to the General Indian soldier:SIR!! GUESS WAT THE BRITISH ARMY TOLD ME,HE SAID HE IS GONNA SWIM ACROSS THE RIVER,(makes the sign of ppl swimming) THEN CLIMB UP MY WATCH TOWER(makes triangle sign above the head) AND THEN **** ME!!!!! (makes the sign of his finger poking through his another fist)
the next day...the british soldier went out..wanted to be friends with the other indian soldier..but he was no where to be found
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#19::ok for this joke mayb some of u had heard it some may not,some may think is lame other may not..so enjoy...
Today is John grandfather birthday they celbrate the day b4 his grandfather birthday.t hen john wish him Long life till 100.his grandfather was angry You Know Why?
Ans:Because tml is his grandfather 100th yrs old
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#20::My friend runs a gym and was trying to encourage an overweight woman to keep peddling on the exercise bike.
"But it's so boring," said the woman."Close your eyes and imagine you're riding down the street," suggested my friend.
"It'll be more interesting."
Inspired, the woman cycled on, but after a minute she stopped.
"What's wrong?" asked my friend.
"The traffic lights are red," she replied.
the end
ok that all for today ....hav fun reading
~bb all~
Killme;
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10/20/2007 11:15:00 PM
Hiie all~
#!::A girl from Tibet went for a job interview. To test her English,Boss ask her to create sentences with: green, pink yellow, blue, white, purple & black.She answerd:The phone GREEN GREEN, so i go & PINK up the phone & say YELLOW, BLUES that? WHITE did you say? Wrong number? Don't PURPLELY kacau me & don't call BLACK!Boss say: U can go black now & wait for the phone green green.
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#2::Miss universe contest the 3 finalist are Singapore America England
Judge: name me an elcetronic appliances that the name start with "L"
Miss America: Lamps
Miss England:Light bulbs
Miss Singapore: Ladio!!
Judge: name me an fruit that the name start with "L"
Miss America:Longan
Miss England:Lychee
Miss Singapore:Liewlian!!
Judge: name me an organs that the name start with "L"
Miss America:Livers
Miss England:lungs
Miss Singapore: LOL i got 2!!! Lan pa and Lan Jiao XD
When a British fart, he says, "Pardon me."
When a Singaporean fart, he says, "Not me."
#4::Mr Chee is a kind and generous guys who always share goodies with others.
During Mid Autumn Festival (Mooncake Festival), Mr Chee had to work extra with his colleague and so he bought a few boxes of mooncake for his colleague.
His colleagues have some of the mooncake and appreciate Mr chee's kindness.
Later, Mr chee's Boss came in and saw the box of mooncake and so he had some of them too and it was delicious so he ask "Who bought the mooncake?"
Everyone said :Chee **** BOSS!
the word for the asterisk **** = buys
#5::Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, "How are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing i ever had. Every night when I get up to pang jio ar,the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about yourfather-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night, andopens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"
#6:: 3 men, a physician, a mathemathcian, and a retarded guy, were sent to hell... there, they met the devil... the devil said... 'if u want to go to heaven... u give me a question... if i am unable to answer it... u get to go to heaven.. bt if i DO answer it... u will be sent to hell... 1st up, was the physician.. he gave the devil a very hard physics question... but the devil was able to complete it and he was sent to hell... next the mathematician gave the devil a complicated math question... bt once agan, the devil managed to answer the question... finally... it was the retarded guys turn.. he said... i nid a chair and a drill for this test... and so he was provided with those items... he took the chair and drilled 6 holes into it... and then he sat on the chair and farted... then he asked the devil... which hole did my fart come out from??? the devil used his physics and maths skills to calculate... bt he failed to slove the problem.. and so he asked the retarded guy what was the answer... and he replied 'MY @$$HOLE!!!'............................................... the retarded guy went to heaven~!
#7::once upon a time in a far far away land....
a king wanted to find a man to marry his daughter, the most beautiful princess ever exist.
the king was fond of archery so he decided that the best archer will marry the princess.
the 3 finalist in archery competition was put to the final task to shoot an apple on princess head.
1st archer shoot his arrow and it hit right in the center of the apple the crowd cheer for him
he walk to the king and said "I am Robin Hood!!!"
2nd archer shoot his arrow and it split the first arrow in half!
the crowd cheer even louder walk to the king and said "I am Hercules!!!"
3rd archer shoot his arrow and it hit the princess forehead!!!
the crowd went dead silent
he walk to the shocked king and said "I am Sorry!!
#8::A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon.
The wife, being embarrassed by the husband’s snoring decided to bring a needle and poke him when he nods off.
The next week, the husband as always fell asleep.
When the preacher asked “Who created the earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th”.
The wife stuck her husband and he jumped up and exclaimed “Oh my God!”.
The preacher said ” That’s correct”.
The husby soon fell asleep again.
Then the preacher asked “And who died on the cross to save us from eternal d@mnation?”. The wife stuck her husband again when he jumped up and said “Jesus Christ!”.
The preacher said “Right again”.
With this the husband fell suspicious of his wife and decided to catch her in the act.
The husband pretended to fall asleep while keeping an eye on his wife when the preacher said “What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?”.
The wife started to poke her husband again, but before she could, the husband jumped and exclaimed...“If you stick that d@mn thing in me again, I’m going to break it in half!”
#9::before marriage
man:lets sign this form to settle it
woman:do you wana divorce?
man:hell no !! why ask?
woman:will u kiss me?
man:yes
woman:will u slap me?
man : no
woman:i love you
after marriage..(read it the other way round..from btm to top)
Hav fun reading it...~bb all~
Killme;
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10/18/2007 10:35:00 PM
Hiie all~so long never post lao coz i been very sick these few days..got cough and flu...went to the doc yesterday,hoping he will giv me 1 day mc,but i did not expect these few words from himdoc:"ur exam are over?"me:"yah"doc:"wat are sch doing now?"me:"nothing"(at this time i was sure he would giv me mc but...)doc:"in that case i will giv u more drowsy medicine"me:"er..ok"zzzz....nvm..today went to sch after taking the medicine,feel so sleepy so i sleep throughout the whole day..come bak from sch and wanted to sleep but could not so decided to chiong my "maple"..chiong till lv 200....ok u all sure that i am siao or sumthing wrong in my mind..here the truth,i hav downloaded a new flash game that is related to maple and i was so fun ,i get to be a archer,mage ,dk,dit in the sme acc...wahahaha..lols..ok that about all for today...btw:i hav change my song to mi lu bing~我为什么还爱你 and hav change my vidoes to fake jay chou and fei yu qing entitled ~qian wo shi kuai(owe me $10)..enjoy looking at them....~bb all~
Killme;
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10/17/2007 09:47:00 PM
Hiie all~
today my post will be onli on maple as i hav juz attended my guildmates wedding so here are the ss i have taken (i so sry that the pic are too big .wanted to rescale it but having problem ..veri sry) hav fun looking at it :)
Killme;
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10/15/2007 09:28:00 PM
Hiie all~i well b toking bout the morning activities till the night time...in the morning after i juz type finish my post ,ze hong and nicholas play dota ,soon i take a forty-winks than wake up and saw ze hong and nicholas sleeping than i also sleep lor...wake up at bout 8a.m than saw nicholas at the com ard playing dota again...tahn play mahjong while waiting for elmond to come than we go to escape theme park..when elmond reach,we play a few round of mahjong than went to the theme park ,when reach there,saw the ticket price was $16.50.At first i was so shock but no choice so buy and went in lor...we went to the go-kart and try to get the first ..in the beganing clarence was catching up,dexter suddenly swirl around and clarence became the last place while i ,the fifth place,after that went to wet and wild,huanted house and many more...play until 1+p.m than went bak to the charlet and prepare to go wild wild wet .In the beganing ,we play mahjong to pass the time while waiting for wei an and other than after awhile we all decided not to go ..than wai chun bro ,cried coz he wanted to go to wild wild wet ..at that time ,wai chun was not around coz he got music lesson so he went off first ..in the end,dexter giv up and bring him to wild wild wet,me,kenneth,ze hong and elmond follow too..after a few hour we went out of wild wild wet and go for lunch at ,mac and after that ,we went bak to the charlet and continue mahjong-ing ..play until night than go for barbecue and after went bak to charlet for more mahjong ..play until 12+..while we playing ,clarence playing his game ..than the noise became louder with the booster which zhong sheng bring..than dunno y i became sian and anyhow play mahjong until than blog..ok that bout all...~bb all~
Killme;
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10/15/2007 01:13:00 AM
Hiie all~now the time is 5.09a.m..yep ,i am blogging at clarence the charlet...ok i shall start from friday new and move on to yesterday and finally today as i may not hav the time to blog for tonite and tomorrow...yesterday ,went bak to sch on friday coz bo holidays lao mah..went bak than get bak result ...my result so cham...bleh...e-math~89/100a-math~44/70geo~22/60chinese~70/100com`science~57.5/100english ~dunno yest coz on that day our english teacher is sick , so never get bak result lor...after that than go for cca ,at first feel like not going ,but in the end also go coz went we going out,our teacher saw us ...so suay lor..than went bak wan chiong maple but in the end dunno y chiong audi ...chiong until 1.30+a.m..than went to slp...yesterday ...In the morning,went wake up feel very dizzy but cant get bak to slp so i went to on com than play audi,maple,halo,etc,etc...than went to pack up bag for clarence charlet,halfway through,kenneth call say 12p.m meet at cp ..than i began to chiong packing my bag...in the end almost late but lucky i reach the bus came on time juz as i reach the bus-stop..than at first saw dexter there than wait for kenneth, josen,ze hong,wai chun and in the end,nicholas is late..he keep blaming his father for his lateness but keep suaning him ,after that went to eat lunch than take bus go whitesand for some slacking coz it was veri early ..than wai chun ,josen and his bro play shooting game than we take bus to charlet..went we reach to the charlet ,saw clarence and help him carry his thing to the charlet than we play mahjong until dinner time..than we barbecue than went bak to play mahjong..than we saw clarence and ze hong being smash by the cake ..than continus playing games till late till the nite ..At first,all say wan ton than in the end except me,ze hong and nicholas ,other all sleeping peacefully so while they sleep got chance to write blog mah...as for today coz it is veri early ,so for now i can onli say that we either will be going to wild wild wet or escape theme park or fishing so that about all i gonna say now..going to play somemore games ..yup that about all for now ~bb all~
Killme;
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10/14/2007 05:05:00 AM
Hiie all~ahhhh..finally,nch eoy has come to end...i didnt post yesterday is because i was busy chionging my sin..very sry ...now my sin lv 51 lao...ok let began from yesterday...yesterday was mine a-math paper,which last for 1hr and 45 mins..In the beganing when i look at the paper,i thought it was quite easy but when i get my first hand experence on it,i realised that it was not as easy as i thought ,there was a few question which was trying to giv me a hard time like question 11a which was asking us to solved trigo with sec...i was like 'wat the..'as mayb i did not study or been concentrading on the paper so maybe it was hard..after that ...went to hougang green to buy ppc(prepaid-card) coz wan to chiong maple mah..went bak than found out that got sever check so play dal first..halfway through dal ,dunno why com restart so didnt play ard than went to play xbow-soccer,after awhile than went bak and can load maple ard so i chiong maple lor..from lv 46 chiong to lv 50 ,from afternoon till night ,non-stop..although it seem lyk i was slow in lvling but actual fact is than one of my buddy whom i noe for 2 years keep bugging to help him so i help him lor ,help him help till at night that y i chiong till night lor than take the ship from ludi bak to vic after that than sleep lao...Today ,wake up again chiong maple coz my 2x exp haven finish so chiong for 1 lv than stop lao than now blogging and did u notice,i hav change the song ?yup ,it is the song only love by yellow card..personaly i think it is a nice song but if u all do not like it ,i will change it..well that all for today coz veri sleepy dun noe y wan to sleep lao...~bb all~
Killme;
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10/11/2007 03:14:00 PM
ok i apologised for not having the song lyrics of the previous '5 days by patrick nuo' as i could not find any lyrics on that song so now i am typing (actually copying) the song lyrics of my current played song ,it is call puzzle of my heart which is sung by westlife ..hope u guys lyk it..tnx
"Puzzle of My Heart"
It's the way she fills my senses
It's the perfume that she wears
I feel I'm losing my defences
To the colour of her hair
And every little piece of her is right
Just thinking about her
Takes me through the night
[Chorus]
Every time we meet
The picture is complete
Every time we touch
The feeling is too much
She's all I ever need
To fall in love again
I knew it from the very start
She's the puzzle of my heart
It's the way she's always smiling
That makes me think she never cries
I feel I'm losing my defences
To the colour of her eyes
And every little piece of her is right
[Chorus]
Like a miracle she's meant to be
She became the light inside of me
And I can feel her like a memory
From long... ago
[Chorus]
Every time we meet
The picture is complete
Every time we touch
The feeling is too much
Every time we meet
The picture is complete
Every time we touch
The feeling is too much
She's all I ever need
To fall in love again
I knew it from the very start
She's the puzzle of my heart Killme;
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10/09/2007 08:32:00 PM
Hiie all~Today is my physic paper..it was quite easy ..mayb coz i keep studying it non-stop..wan finish the test ,my lee giv me 1 paper and call me to pin on the notice board..i was lyk '****' coz firstly it is not my duty to pin up ,secondly, i not chairman or vice so y call me de,thirdly ,i hate doing this kind of 'without-pay-part-time-job' so pls ,if u ever read this message pls dun call me do it..ok contiue with that,i will pin the paper on the notice board tmr coz after exam ler lei ,i wan to go home study lor and btw i think james also gone home lao and he always take the classkey home...went bak home than i contiue chiong maple lv up to 46 than stop lao...after that login to play my tkrouge.When i login i found out that my guild mates kloong has been hack by his blood bro..so i giv him some of my equip and 1 tobi lor...than i login bak to my sin to sell my steely away for 4.2m coz i wan to buy a dark pirate top which has +11 luk and is sold for 5m nia ..so i buy lor ...after that i went to play audi until now than blogging ...so that my post for today~bb all~
Killme;
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10/09/2007 05:54:00 PM
Hiie~allyesterday didnt blog coz went to rivervale plaza to study with ze hong,wai chun,dexter and beatrice at first dont wan go coz i veri sleepy than said to myself that i promise ppl muz do it so i went lor...than go there saw ze hong and dexter onli then dexter said that wai chun tutor calvin ....so shock than after calvin and wai chun came and wai chun tutor calvin while me and ze hong keep suaning him than i went to buy burger than after take wai chun hp and see his message got any 'babyrinz' anot,at first fin dun hav but after awhile i dun noe click wat than saw wat is 'babyrinz' real name ..at first i laugh so loud than wai chun realised his handphone missing than take back his handphone after that the manager of the kfc say they got pt going on so ask us to leave at 5.30..i was lyk 'wtf' coz i buy two item from his store leh than juz eat finish ,he juz chase us out lao..than we went to beatrice blk the viod deck to study...study until 6 plus than my father fetch my go bak to eat than go bak there to eat ....reach bak there at round 7.40 than continue to study..than they all say they haven eat so we took turn to queue up for food ..first is beatrice and dexter go queue than me and ze hong keep telling wai chun to jio 'babyrinz' than i say after exam i giv him 1 veri nice message to use it to jio 'babyrinz' but i think he wont coz he si bei shy sia,after that is our turn to queue up for food,halfway though dexter call us faster buy coz theppl at the other table wan take our paper ..i was thinking'they so poor and no face,our paper also wan take,they no money to buy izzit' than after eating we continue studying than beatrice use my phone to zi-pai than the boy at other table keep looking and laughing..haix ,i turn around and saw one of than holding 1 sec 3 bk so i presume that they were sec 3 but i cant help to think that they so childish sia after that went home to slp lao....Today ....was my e-maths paper 2.At first i thought it was diffcult but when they say the number of pages ,i was bewailed(dunno te speeling lah) ONLI 3 pages!!!!! than went they say start ..i keep laughing to myself coz first question ard got wrong wahaha than mr lee use mike tell everyone ..i done it in bout 30mins time coz halfway-though i slack coz i look at the question ..it was like the money was there and i could reach it(get the meaning?..no coz it was too easy so dun wan do so fast) after doing finish ,i went to the gents than go bak to the hall and at there slack until the collected the paper than go home to continue mapling ,lv up to lv 45 ..than went to gacha ..first time gacha tio face equip for acc so sold it for 2.2m than other i self scroll and keep *boom**boom**boom*..i was like 'wtf' coz one the item that i boom was my seild ..+5luk leh ...if pass +8 luk but it didnt so from that day on i told myself to buy scrolled items ,not self scroll ...that all i gonna say today coz tmr physic and i dun wan to fail so now studying...~bb all~BTW: grats to my guildmate(fairycleric1) coz she getting married lao ,nxt monday and i was invited ,tnx all' and wish u a blissful marriage withh ur hubby
Killme;
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10/08/2007 05:40:00 PM
Hiie~all yesterday wanted to post but when i chiong finish maple ,my father czme bak so never chiong lao..ok i shall tok bout yesterday thing first than today ....yesterday was my geography paper and heck,it was tough ...got alot question dunno how to do ...first question ard got wrong coz see coordinates...haix...and halfway through,i panicked than forget all thing ard...so maybe this time i fail lao...haix..after that wanted to go 3c to attend mr lee lesson but he call us go home,si bei bias sia,than we went to look for mr see ,found him at 1g .At first i call him come out but dun y he dunno come out ,at there keep waving his hand calling us to home than he scare i disturb his class(coz at that time he having lesson) so he came out ,i ask him tmr the remedial is it same time than he say yes ,after that i take same bus with clarence and kenneth and go home chiong maple lao..yesterday the auto-patch siao one,keep repeating at 2/3 in the end i giv up than manual patch after that log in chiong maple and than chiong until at night onli chiong 2 lv (42-44) than go sleep coz the next day got mr see lessonToday...wake up wanted to chiong maple but veri sian coz maple ppl keep looking for smuggler and i dun noe how to smug so its veri sian lor,bathe than go for mr see lesson.During lesson time ,keep listening to music and hearing mr see toking bout physic but half way through i give up and decide to photocopy the notes from elmond..after his lesson ,go to cp to photocopy notes and after that wait for my parent to bring me for lunch than now than come bak....now wan go chiong maple lao but so sleepy,guess i go sleep first than chiong bah...~bb all~
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10/06/2007 02:26:00 PM
Hiie all~today i still toking about exam..y? coz practically nothing to tok about ....juz joking.Main reason is becoause now is the exam period and i wan to share my sec 3 exam experience with other people who are reading the post..today is my science (chem) paper..the paper was reasonably easy for me..i think...even though the teacher say she gonna set it hard but i think she is joking with us...and today well we were doing the chem paper,the express people had their trouble with their a-math as there are alot mistake being spotted at the last moment...lolz...hope my a-maths wont hav any mistake..after that than went home with kenneth and clarence ........reach bak home,i wanted to play maple but i remember that the maple website put up a notice saying that today there will be a patch going on from 0930-1400 so i went to play dal...i accidently click on maple than found out that i could log in to play ...so i play lor....lol,the notice in the game itself stated that the patch postponed to 1130-1630 so i continued playing lor ...i was so happy as my exp hav increased from 0% to bout 40++% coz i pq mah...than pq halfway i dc and noe that the patching has begun and while i toking here the patch still haven finish yet...wtf....thats all for today gtg to study geography lao...~bb all~
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10/04/2007 10:37:00 PM
Hiie~all,
today again typing about the same thing again ,exam.....yup today is chinese paper..
the chinese compo was quite easy...except for some words that i dun noe ..the chinese dictionary was a little carzy ...nid me keep typing the same letters over and over again,haix....after that went for break and at the same time discuss wat question we had done ..than went bak for our second test ...the second test was so hard ...feel like dying but come to think of it ...cant juz because of this stupid paper die coz not worth de...the after that went bak to class for mr lee a-maths thing...i was so dam pai sei lor...answer the wrong answer to that question coz i never answer wrongly to any question before ...after that come bak and continue mapling but halfway have to stop coz nid to study for chem so now still studying lor...that about all lah...nid to revise ler ...~bb all~
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10/03/2007 03:12:00 PM
hiie~all,today is e-maths paper 1,it was quite easy except for some question that are a little hard too count(for me) coz i am veri blur about the decimal place when they are two decimal multiply each other,that i am so confused ...other questions was...well quite easy .When the paper started ,i had forgotten to keep my calculator in my bag and i was panicking whether the teacher will check anot but lucky heaven on my side ,they never check...so that about the exam ... The exam ended so early than i came bak and continue mapling but i stop quite fast coz the pq ldr was veri gl,keep sending us out of the pq area and he was f2-ing ..i was like 'wat the ***' ,he keep doing it for a quite few times and in the end he dced...he one of the most idiotic pt ldr i ever encounter in my life.After that i log out of maple and went to play darkness and light ...they got patch so i patch and when i play,they had added new characters .One of them is the spider queen ,the att was strong and the speed of the att was dam fast ,the max att of is wasp swarm (forget the name lao) when max ,it can hit a whooping 650 dmg and it onli has 2 sce cool down timing and the spider ulti can sommon 7 baby spiders when max ...it was so dam godly lor..and one of the new item they added was the granite,it ahs a 60 radii aoe and it can deal 900 dmg and when it is combine with dunno wat horn de item,it can summon 2 creep to assit u ...well that bout all coz still need to prepare for tmr battle ...~bb all~
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10/02/2007 07:14:00 PM
Hiie~all today is the start of the eoy exam le..firstly ,i finish my duty than went up to the hall with de cai and 1 gal (forget wat name lao) to take the exam ....i was so pai sei lor ..when i walk in eveyone was staring at me coz my table was in front and i hav to walk there .the compo /speach writing came first ..i was so nervous that i almost cannot write out anything for the compo...finally i began writing a fake story about betrayal but i think that the story so fake that i think that mdm pey would be laughing if she read my paper after that break than went up for the main dish ...went we wan start the paper ,mr koh suddenly scold class 3a,3b and 3c saying that we are very noisy when break the time but i seriously think that he should also blame the whole population of the sec 3 coz it was not like we are the onli ones making noise than he scold 1 guy from 3a than dunno y de cai go up there b scape goat ..than after scolding him ,mr koh went towards him and say quietly 'it is not you'...i think that the mr koh got some serious attitude problem,if he got the gut to scold the wrong person in front of the whole population ,y he doesnt hav the guts to admit that he scold the wrong person in front of the whole school population ...the paper was hard but teacher cant make the paper easily coz it is after all it is the eoy exam... went bak to our class for listening compre ..everyone was preparing for their secret weapon...yes is the hand-phone and during half way the listaning compre a funny thing happen ..the speaker in our class suddenly hav a toot-toot sound ,it was somebody sending msg!?!?!? (i think it was qun zhe but not sure)... wei an and i was laughing so loudly at that time and than mr lai confiscated mellisa handphone ..i think that she used her handphone during the listning compre and than throughout the whole listening compre , that stupid xiu er keep staring at me and clarence coz we was like making the most noise and after exam ,she keep staring at like i was doing something wrong and she keep telling her frens that clarence dont noe wat is the meaning of keeping quiet ,i than replied her'quit bitching around 'and she was like so diam diam and i come bak and sleep throughout the whole afternoon....dunno why but i think maybe the aircon in the hall was so cold that i feeling cold even though i came bak that about all coz nid to revise for my e-math tmr ....~bb all~
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10/01/2007 06:13:00 PM
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