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ok today i am not toking about school stuff,maple or my life.today i will be sharing wth u all some joke that i saw in maple fourm ...here goes:
#!::A girl from Tibet went for a job interview. To test her English,Boss ask her to create sentences with: green, pink yellow, blue, white, purple & black.She answerd:The phone GREEN GREEN, so i go & PINK up the phone & say YELLOW, BLUES that? WHITE did you say? Wrong number? Don't PURPLELY kacau me & don't call BLACK!Boss say: U can go black now & wait for the phone green green.
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#2::Miss universe contest the 3 finalist are Singapore America England
Judge: name me an elcetronic appliances that the name start with "L"
Miss America: Lamps
Miss England:Light bulbs
Miss Singapore: Ladio!!
Judge: name me an fruit that the name start with "L"
Miss America:Longan
Miss England:Lychee
Miss Singapore:Liewlian!!
Judge: name me an organs that the name start with "L"
Miss America:Livers
Miss England:lungs
Miss Singapore: LOL i got 2!!! Lan pa and Lan Jiao XD
k
#3::When a American fart, he says, "Excuse me."
When a British fart, he says, "Pardon me."
When a Singaporean fart, he says, "Not me."
r
#4::Mr Chee is a kind and generous guys who always share goodies with others.
During Mid Autumn Festival (Mooncake Festival), Mr Chee had to work extra with his colleague and so he bought a few boxes of mooncake for his colleague.
His colleagues have some of the mooncake and appreciate Mr chee's kindness.
Later, Mr chee's Boss came in and saw the box of mooncake and so he had some of them too and it was delicious so he ask "Who bought the mooncake?"
Everyone said :Chee **** BOSS!
the word for the asterisk **** = buys
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#5::Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, "How are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing i ever had. Every night when I get up to pang jio ar,the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about yourfather-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night, andopens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"
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#6:: 3 men, a physician, a mathemathcian, and a retarded guy, were sent to hell... there, they met the devil... the devil said... 'if u want to go to heaven... u give me a question... if i am unable to answer it... u get to go to heaven.. bt if i DO answer it... u will be sent to hell... 1st up, was the physician.. he gave the devil a very hard physics question... but the devil was able to complete it and he was sent to hell... next the mathematician gave the devil a complicated math question... bt once agan, the devil managed to answer the question... finally... it was the retarded guys turn.. he said... i nid a chair and a drill for this test... and so he was provided with those items... he took the chair and drilled 6 holes into it... and then he sat on the chair and farted... then he asked the devil... which hole did my fart come out from??? the devil used his physics and maths skills to calculate... bt he failed to slove the problem.. and so he asked the retarded guy what was the answer... and he replied 'MY @$$HOLE!!!'............................................... the retarded guy went to heaven~!
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#7::once upon a time in a far far away land....
a king wanted to find a man to marry his daughter, the most beautiful princess ever exist.
the king was fond of archery so he decided that the best archer will marry the princess.
the 3 finalist in archery competition was put to the final task to shoot an apple on princess head.
1st archer shoot his arrow and it hit right in the center of the apple the crowd cheer for him
he walk to the king and said "I am Robin Hood!!!"
2nd archer shoot his arrow and it split the first arrow in half!
the crowd cheer even louder walk to the king and said "I am Hercules!!!"
3rd archer shoot his arrow and it hit the princess forehead!!!
the crowd went dead silent
he walk to the shocked king and said "I am Sorry!!
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#8::A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon.
The wife, being embarrassed by the husband’s snoring decided to bring a needle and poke him when he nods off.
The next week, the husband as always fell asleep.
When the preacher asked “Who created the earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th”.
The wife stuck her husband and he jumped up and exclaimed “Oh my God!”.
The preacher said ” That’s correct”.
The husby soon fell asleep again.
Then the preacher asked “And who died on the cross to save us from eternal d@mnation?”. The wife stuck her husband again when he jumped up and said “Jesus Christ!”.
The preacher said “Right again”.
With this the husband fell suspicious of his wife and decided to catch her in the act.
The husband pretended to fall asleep while keeping an eye on his wife when the preacher said “What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?”.
The wife started to poke her husband again, but before she could, the husband jumped and exclaimed...“If you stick that d@mn thing in me again, I’m going to break it in half!”
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#9::before marriage
man:lets sign this form to settle it
woman:do you wana divorce?
man:hell no !! why ask?
woman:will u kiss me?
man:yes
woman:will u slap me?
man : no
woman:i love you
after marriage..(read it the other way round..from btm to top)
Hav fun reading it...
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